just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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