If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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