i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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