people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
