Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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