i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The air taste purple.
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