you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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