i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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