I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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