I cockslap morals
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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