Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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