Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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