While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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