clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my being single is dangerous.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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