check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize