Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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