HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
