I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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