i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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