a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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