So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
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dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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