Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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