Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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