when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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