Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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