my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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