So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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