You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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