I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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