I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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