i think my tv is drunk
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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