Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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