She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
try to milk me bitch
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