Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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