omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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