So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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