Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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