I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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