your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He shit in the fireplace
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