After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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