Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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