one two three fourrrrnication!
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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