do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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