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He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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