Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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