physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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