just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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