I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
My balls are so social today.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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