I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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