Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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