yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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