so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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