what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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