at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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