Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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