$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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