So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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