You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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