I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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