Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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