Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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