Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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